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      Funny situations between boys & girls..........

                                             

                                                           

BOY : I can't leave you ...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot. 

 

BOY : May I hold your hand??
 GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away?? 

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it?? 

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ... 

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? 

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. 

GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life ... 

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? 

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?? 

GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!! 

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! 

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! 

BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! 

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!! 

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!! 

BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck 

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